An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting
sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms
will be. The bite
will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or
fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any
womanThe only cure for this
tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "
Lamar why the
hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"