dingy dong thing

Slang for a penis

Guy 1- Bruv tell me why at da bash Courtney totes pulled me in da bedroom by my Dingy Dong Thing
Guy 2- Churchhhh

by Lakewood303 March 28, 2020

a thing

having ‘a thing’ with someone means you both like each other and both of u know it. but not dating.

“hey are u and that guy dating yet?”
“no but we have a thing.”

by dabsquadgangang December 21, 2019

Brevity Thing

Something you may or may not be into.

I'm the Dude. That's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the Brevity Thing.

by mysith112 June 27, 2014

the pretty things

Britisch R&R band from the sixties.

The Pretty Things. Leadguitarist Dick Taylor was former basplayer with The Rolling Stones. Phil May singer, Brian Peddelton rhytm gtr., John Stax bass, Viv st. J Prince drums.

by Worf van Delden June 16, 2005

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Hiltz Things

Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.

getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things

by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011

This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

by SAHM May 2, 2013