theropay

Like therapy but with flavors.

Some flavors are blaze and ender flavor.

“What flavor of theropay would you like.”

by SaltyAsh December 12, 2020

Theory of relativeity

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

String Theory

Are you seriously searching this on Urban Dictionary? Really?

''Hey bro did you read about String theory....''
''REEEEEEEEEE.........''

by TheBlownDiffuser August 24, 2021

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Theory of Stan

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.

Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."

by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010

Domino Theory

A theory in which that if you make one action against one thing, countless other actions will happen upon countless other things

Just think of a row of dominoes, if you push one, all of them will fall. That's the Domino Theory.

by Poppy862 January 23, 2009

pepper theory

A way to measure the hotness of a girl And how willing she is to engage in sexual conduct

Emma is a bell pepper on the pepper theory, green and zero scolvilles.

by the founder of pepper theory February 28, 2018