therealpaladin

therealpaladin is a gamer of glory. One whom games in the name of the lord. Once was in a clan by the name of "gamers for christ." To be therealpaladin is to not camp, to help the losing team, and most importantly curse the shit out of turks and noob cannoners. On a side note the "therealpaladin" that is current on a dnacompter forum or some gay bullshit isn't the real "therealpaladin" he is fake and made that file about a year later.

uber doper pooper froober da frooblet: "damn it killed again. Fuck you therealpaladin you're fucking up my ratio."
therealpaladin:"Here you go little vagina, a douche bag! Now clean yourself up!"

by jesusbababoo August 10, 2006

Mother Theresa sex

When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.

"...but she's never given me an orgasm."

"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"

"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."

by Staceofbase June 9, 2009

theresatony

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the balls out in the friggin public :)

When a Theresa enjoys smacking a Tony in the butt out in the friggin public

Theresatony: *smack penis*
Theresa: ehhheheee
Tony: oww@Wtf! (fml)

theresatony: *smack butt* hehehhe!
theresa: its socially "acceptablwe" to drink now!!

tony: wtf?! (fml)

by shit huh? March 12, 2010

Theresa

Theresa is a lovely lady. Who sometimes thinks down on herself when no one else does. She wants to be like everyone else but yet she can’t. She is NOT a mess in the bed (that’s just nasty stop saying that). She wants almost anything but she has to work for it. If you make one mistake with Theresa or her friends, don’t expect Theresa to forgive you. She also has a quite small friend group that’s hard to get into. When she falls for a boy (or girl) she won’t stop until it’s been to long. She also loves attention, animals, and her friends. But she hates most food, annoying people, and school.

“Hi, my name is Theresa! And this is what I think of me!”

by Tsl_17 December 2, 2018

therealdonaldtrump

A man with very small hands, who uses them at 3am most days, insulting the majority of planet Earth's inhabitants. This includes not just human beings, but also animals and vegetation (even if unaware of it).

Often therealDonaldTrump drives the entire world berserk with his tweets filled with inflammatory content and lies in the middle of the night.

by Tweetie Harlan February 17, 2018

therecreator

a gay,whining,cheating,camping poofta wot thinks hes 'ard.

therecreator is uber gay

by gang wars September 23, 2003

therealsupernova

therealsupernova nice man but immature as hell, son of isweatytits and loves memes and food

Therealsupernova is gay

by ISwaggert September 14, 2017