The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

The j-nip

(Noun) - a common sexual practice among east coast high school students, in which the female gently sucks on the male's nipples whilst pleasuring him with her hands. In the case of amputees, elbow nubs may be used to replace hands.

Damn son, those girls just gave Jamie the J-nip.

by Angelfox42069 May 19, 2006

thejusman1

(n).
1. A living God in the 21st century.
2. Used to refer to a person or thing that is the epitome of coolness.
3. Future ruler of the world and all its denizens.
4. Sexiest man alive, excluding all hermaphrodites.
5. Also goes by the name "Shinster" "Nitsuj" "Justerminator" and "Goatse giver."

Wow, that guy is so cool, he could be like thejusman1

by Justin July 10, 2003

TheJoe324

Mr. I'm to cool to take the Flu shot. Yes that is Joe in a nutshell. He is obviously supperior to yoink, and could probably add hair to your chest. He can only be seen in one place...and thats a secret so BACK THE FUCK OFF!

TheJoe324 banned you cause you are a fucktard.

by Onic August 16, 2004

The J

Mostly known as "La Selva" or "The Jungle"; A lower-class neighborhood of the semi-upper-middle class suburban town, Melrose Park Located in Illinois. Popular for its gang activity as a violent place to live. Any person with a Hispanic background will enter into this neighborhood, where their family members might or might not reside. Any other person from a different background may joke about The J, calling it "the ghetto."

"Did you hear that some leva got her ass jumped in the J the other day?"

"Mi Tia's having rancheras in La Selva tomorrow"

by Jesuslacroix May 28, 2007

Jim Jam the J-man

the culest dj out foo. he aint got nobody tellin him wut ta do. he sa fly and sa sexaiii. i wish i was jus like him yknow? he gunna be rippin up da beats for yeers and yeers. and he da smartest mutha fucka wen it coms to evrythin, espesialy trivial pursuit. becuz u no wen he get started on dat, he gon beat yo ass strait up. he da best guy u wil eva meet. he is jus dat great .

Jim Jam the J-man will beet sarahs ass all day in some good trivial pusuit

Jim Jam the J-man is absoloutley dropping these beats on there bak and makin dem sound sick yo... yeah

by NOT-JIM-JAM-THE-JMAN December 6, 2012

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009