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the reverse pirate

When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".
I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.
by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010
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The Reverse Hillbilly

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your cousin or sibling of the same sex.
Joe Bob: I just made intercourse with Bobby Joe

Billy Bob: but he's your cousin! You gon' an' don' The Reverse Hillbilly

Joe Bob: Oh well
by Duck Funnel March 14, 2011
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The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...
"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013
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The Reverse Slimeball

The act of reverse jizzing back into yourself.
"Bro I was jacking off last night and got hit with the reverse slimeball."
by The Original Slimeball June 4, 2018
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The Reverse Tutankhamun

A sex act, in which the receiver is wrapped in bandages with arms folded across their chest and is laying face down. When finished, shove the receiver into a sarcophagus while yelling "mummy".
I heard Chris doing the reverse tutankhamun on Tom last night, it sounded wild!
by bondagesecretsofthepharaohs February 24, 2019
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The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra
"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."
by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019
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The reverse Michael Jackson

I worked at a Christian camp last summer and walked in on tinny giving father Mick O'hoolihan getting the reverse Michael Jackson
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022
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