Spider

Spawned from satan's butthole, a close in counter with these creatures are sure to put you into shock for 1 or more hours.

Hey Timmy I saw a house that spontaneously caught on fire in this area do you know who's house it was?

Yeah it was mine

Jesus I'm so sorry man

Don't be I found a nest of spiders in my bedroom and had to take the neccisary steps to cleanse my house.

Ahh ic I jet u man

by Natasha2790 November 22, 2016

Spiders

The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.

Spiders are TERRIFYING.

by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019

the spider

ejaculating on one's face while on the roof of a bunk bed

the spider is a sex move lol

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020

spider

something bored students make by sticking saples in a pencil eraser and throwing it on the school cieling so it can stick and annoy the teachers.

Did ya count how many spiders where on the celing today? ~ Me

by Dirge February 15, 2005

spiders

The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.

Are you triming your spiders again?

by Yan k June 20, 2007

spider

The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider

When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.

by Chew Dogg December 28, 2005

spider

When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.

Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008