Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

between the sheets

poker game...two cards turned up by the dealer, player offered a chance to bet on next card falling "between" the two showing. If it does you win, if it doesn't you lose, if it matches, you pay double.

dealer turns up an 8 and Queen...next card is a nine, ten or jack - you win, etc...

by hizzoner March 22, 2004

between the sheets

A phrase that can be used at the end of any fortune cookie parable.

"In the near future you will have friends and fame...between the sheets."

by zoo007 March 23, 2004

Hitting the Sheets

1. Having Sex 2. Making Whoopie 3. Fucking

I heard Joe and Melissa were hitting the sheets last night and he spladoodled in her face.

by T-Money /Taylor K. May 13, 2005

vegan in the sheets

this is not a fucking expression idc what you say

person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”

person 2: “see a therapist wtf”

by ur.so.wrong October 9, 2020

under the sheets!

Me and your mother

Under the covers
Making twin brothers

Under the sheets!!!

Me and your mother

Under the covers
Making twin brothers

Under the sheets!!!

by pookieposts January 31, 2023