Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.
Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game?
Mom: no.
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
Mom: no.
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
by Chowderz April 25, 2011
by ello kitty 1515 September 11, 2011
my best friend in the whole world. No matter how much we argue, shes always there for me and listens to me. the woman who spent hours in the hospital trying to "lay a fricken bowling ball" after nine months of me kickin her in her sleep and wakin her up and makin her cry for no reason and makin her want to eat the house down without gainin a pound. She is the woman who doesnt care how much i cry on her shoulder and how sopping wet with tears and snot her shoulder gets, she will always listen to me tell her about how "BoB likes CiNdY instead of me." she teaches me that you can still be happy without the world in your back pocket. She teaches me that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that i should always respect others, even if they do not respect themselves and others back. she teaches me that i am always loved, and she will always be there for me. she is the woman that i can still sit in her lap and will be able to until im 50!!! -because she loves me that much- she is the woman who told you how great your concert went even if you messed up over and over and over again. she is the best person that you can ever meet.
*might i add that your mom doesn't have to be the woman who gave birth to you. she can just be the woman who supports you and cares about you.*
all of the people who refer to their mom's as "bitches" and "whores" and other disrespectful names need to think about all that their mothers do. respect her because she does more for you than you will ever know.
*might i add that your mom doesn't have to be the woman who gave birth to you. she can just be the woman who supports you and cares about you.*
all of the people who refer to their mom's as "bitches" and "whores" and other disrespectful names need to think about all that their mothers do. respect her because she does more for you than you will ever know.
Billy bob broke up with Sara sue. sara sue's mom stayed up all night listening to how he just wanted to be friends and then she saw him holding hands with Curly cue five min. later.
some women go through labor for like two days straight! think about that, 48 hours of pain!!! no matter if she is a good mother or not, she went through that for you!
some women go through labor for like two days straight! think about that, 48 hours of pain!!! no matter if she is a good mother or not, she went through that for you!
by ikkinikki May 12, 2006
hello i am your mom and i gave birth to you.I went through a lot of pain.And it seems like your growing up so fast.
by Lauren:) June 16, 2003
by iHATE SOCIETY December 2, 2005
Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .
Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "
Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"
Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"
Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"
Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"
Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."
by Jazzymyn November 13, 2011
A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.
Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
by Festacstafest December 8, 2008