Jizz

Same thing.

A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."

by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009

jizz

What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.

My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.

by PressurePoint September 19, 2008

jizzness

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.

The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.

by pentozali May 2, 2009

Jizz

Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.

Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).

by South Street November 12, 2011

Jizz

to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.

Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!

Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.

by Nickolai Peropo February 12, 2008

Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 3, 2014

jizz

An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance

Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.

by breezy87 November 6, 2015