dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

funnel dick

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 July 11, 2008

Funnel Flambé

Funnel Flambé

After fucking his woman in the ass the man sticks a funnel in the woman's pussy and puts his ass to the funnel and let's a ripper go. Whilst he has his cock covered with her truffle butter he holds a lighter to the area, she lets the quif go and lights the shit on his cock on fire. Then he fucks the quif back into her.

Man that chick's pussy smelled like somebody gave her a Funnel Flambé , either that or I was licking the wrong hole!!

by couple of gems December 24, 2015

Reverse Funnel

Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.

I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk

by TLC1234 November 27, 2005

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019

Gravy funnel

A man or a woman's anal canal

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Fun - Funnel

A fond name for a vagina.

A nicer term than Guff Bucket.

Aww c'mon love let us near ya Fun - Funnel.

Have you seen Clares' Fun - Funnel it's f'kin fantastic?

by [Rod Fathers] November 03, 2013