by Melly Jelly January 21, 2023
A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back
by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019
The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.
Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.
Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...
Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!
If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...
Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...
Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!
If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...
by Tisteca February 12, 2008
by hee hee November 17, 2003
by Nig Cur October 4, 2018
A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke
Me: what’s a dad
Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father
Me: Ohhhhh
Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father
Me: Ohhhhh
by Jack smith6273 September 3, 2019
by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010