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Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.
"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."
by Deerobouros April 25, 2013
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Snowstorm Roulette

Deciding whether or not to do your work due the next day. Betting on whether or not the snowstorm will be big enough to cancel work
Hey dude. Did you hear there might be a snowstorm tonorrow. Will you be studying for the test tomorrow?

No. I am playing Snowstorm Roulette. School will be cancelled.

I hope you're right
by An Observant Dad February 18, 2011
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Boyfriend Roulette

Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:

" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.

Meanwhile...

Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
by RoightStoight October 27, 2014
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Alabama Roulette

When ten guys jerk off in a cup of some sort and then they use a funnel to pour the cum inside a girl's vagina(with consent of course). Then after nine months whoever is biologically determinded to be the father is the winner.
Billy was sent to jail for not paying child support after winning a game of Alabama Roulette.
by Jtothefourth December 18, 2009
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Roofie Roulette

A game that requires everyone playing to get naked. One participant, in a separate room, puts roofies in every drink except for one. Then a different participant comes into the room and mixes up all the drinks and brings them into the room with all the other participants. Everyone drinks a cup and the one person who doesn't get roofied gets to do whatever they what to the rest of the helpless, passed out participants.
We played Roofie Roulette last night, and my ass is killing me
by John Walter D February 18, 2011
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Facebook Roulette

Randomly clicking on friends of friends until you get back to someone you know.
Joe: Instead of studying for the exam, I got plastered and played facebook roulette for 3 hours.
Jose: You're retarded.
by The New Lizard King December 16, 2009
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Text Roulette

Grabbing a friends mobile when they go to the toilet etc and sending a random txt, for example.

"I've been keeping this a secret but, I wanna touch you."

Then holding your finger down on a the contacts, stop at random and send.

Delete the message from sent box before the friend returns.

Also known as Phrape
Hey Dave has left his phone on the table whilst nipping for a cig, let's play text roulette!
by Gilmanez November 12, 2010
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