FART PLATTER

An entree composed of a variety of beans: Red beans, Pinto beans, butter beans et al that induce flatulence.

The third item on the menu is Fart Platter.

by PlanetJBH February 6, 2013

pancake platter

When a woman squishes her breasts between two large plates.

I showed Chris my pancake platter last night. He enjoyed it, but man, did it hurt.

by Bob Bob BobBob Bluemoon October 20, 2013

penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

combo platter

This is when you need to do both a #1 and a #2 in the bathroom.

Oh crap...is there a bathroom in this store? I need to go do a combo platter.

by Beagle Bagel July 18, 2010

Sushi Platter

When a Asian girl has a huge rack.

I was getting my nails done and a girl working there had a Sushi Platter.

by Yellow Fever ;) April 26, 2020

poop on a platter

A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation

"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"

by cericratman August 26, 2011

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004