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piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.
Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.
by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017
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Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead
I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom
by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025
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piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist
"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"
by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017
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Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.
There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!
by Hooliganasm November 5, 2021
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piddle widdle

"Im going for a piddle widdle"
by T3PMD January 28, 2022
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Piddle

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.
'I am in a bit of a piddle'
by licherlay July 17, 2022
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piddle popper

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse
by Cosmo Juan September 3, 2016
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