piddle patch

When someone laughs so hard, they pee on the couch they're sitting on.

Christine was laughing so hard she made a piddle patch.

by Jssjjaajajah May 4, 2017

Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead

I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

piddle pocket

A vagina that is loose and moist

"Man i swam in your moms piddle pocket last night. It was gross shes very loose and moist"

by Fat lard23 August 27, 2017

Piddle

Noun. A dry area of glitter that resembles a puddle, but is dry and full of glitter.

There’s a piddle here from where that glitter spilled out!

by Hooliganasm November 5, 2021

piddle widdle

Basically going to the toilet

"Im going for a piddle widdle"

by T3PMD January 28, 2022

Piddle

an expression used to inform someone you have encountered an issue involving only yourself.

'I am in a bit of a piddle'

by licherlay July 17, 2022

piddle popper

A phrase that one screams when a adult is present and they are not allowed to curse

Oh Piddle popper that hurt

by Cosmo Juan September 3, 2016