Moose

The act of shitting and then ejaculating on someone or something

Guy 1: "I really feel like trying something freaky tonight."
Guy 2: "I can moose on you if you want."
Guy 1: "Alright man, just don't tell my girlfriend."
Guy 2: "I can moose on her too."

by BootyMasster420 October 13, 2014

Moose

Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.

Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-

by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009

Moose

Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.

"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"

" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"

by NaTeSaUcE January 23, 2009

Moose

Medical
Onset
Of
Self
Ejaculation

Hey doctor, I need moose.

by SpkyX March 5, 2020

Moose

A slang term for slime 🐍🐍

Laura: HEY MOOOOOOSE
Nicole: mooooose
Selah: moosemoose
Megan: Hi moooooose
Óscar: hey moosie laurs

by laursmoosie666 June 13, 2019

Moose

Strong,powerful, the alpha of his pack sexy, athletic, a king ,loyalty,

Moose the alpha

by Freddiecampbell May 21, 2018

Moose

The hottest dog you’ll ever lay eyes on. No dog can top this specimen of a dog. Everyone wants him but just know he’s mine (and drake’s).

What are you looking at?
The hottest dog ever, Moose.

by Michael1385868 February 5, 2020