Monster

Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.

Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster."
Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."

by Rockaj1012 March 5, 2007

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005

monster

Something that used to live in Davey Havok's (of AFI fame) neck and bite him. Good thing it's gone now

That's mean, I hope you get a monster!

by MarinaM August 22, 2006

monster

big, massive; huge amounts of

Man, you check out that monster engine in that Altezza? The fucker's supercharged!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Monster

Something that is so beast, that in some way, shape, or form, it could be considered a legit beast.

Dude, I was walking down the street and found a 20 dollar bill on the ground. Shit was monster as fuck.

by CYaNoTiK January 20, 2011

Monster

An energy drink that people drink because they have an addiction to it

"I love monster!"

by FrankTheBank15 December 24, 2020

Monsteration

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior

She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"

by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019