A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
by Matooke September 16, 2008

Cyril and Billy were nervous about their first ever munging trip to their sisters grave, so they hired a mung merchant to help them.
by Martino231 June 27, 2007

A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.
by SoAS February 2, 2014

by TheFinboSlicer February 14, 2021

"Mate, check out this goal by Pogba. Isn't he like the best midfielder at the moment?"
"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"
"Nah mate, have you ever seen him play the entire game? He's just a vine merchant"
by twitterbanterffs September 18, 2016

a name given to football players that are only effective in the six-yard box, and have lack of skills in terms of dribbling, passing, and more.
by soepicchill July 19, 2023

'you are a whitey merchant
by oink234 December 10, 2007
