by chelsea3838388383 March 29, 2021
Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023
an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.
mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
by dight November 08, 2022
Man child boi is similar to the common phrase man child but is more insulting to the person receiving it because of the "boi" at the end
by Aries'owner June 04, 2017
Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021
The reverse man child found the courage to steal on that dude that he/she never had as a kid, though he had had his eye blacked before, and didn't know what what was particularly impressive about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021