Alaskan joystick

The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell
by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021
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jiggle the joystick

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick
by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023
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Greasy Joystick

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
by anonymous June 8, 2021
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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.
Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.
by President Clinton I January 26, 2021
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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.
Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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