the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.

Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"

by ronious February 13, 2009

clapped

to get hit or punched

damn you got clapped, i told you not to fight that big ass nigga

by KDMG March 6, 2008

CLAPPED

to be shot

"I Pack That Thang Too, So He Come Around This Way, He Will Get Clapped"

by flower_child104 January 6, 2018

Clapped

Brendon’s ex

Omg Brendon’s ex is so clapped

by Josh300403 May 14, 2018

Clapped

Slang term for someone who’s very very ugly, and won’t ever get laid because of this.

Dag: Ewwww what the fuck is that thing?

Brit: Oh that creature is called jazzy, they’re fucking clapped and broke

by Brit gyang February 7, 2019

Clap

A nickname for gonorrhea, an STD.

Origins:
The clap got its nickname from the methods of treating gonorrhea on the war front. This painful way of treatment involved two soldiers holding their comrade's arms, two soldiers holding their comrade's legs, and one soldier "clapping" his hands on the comrade's penis, discharging the fluid.

"Did you hear what Steve caught from me?"
"Yeah, the clap."
"No... I had herpes. He has the clap!?"
"Yeah... hey, now you have the clap, too!"

by Rem of Collegeland March 30, 2007

Clap

When a girl has large enough ass cheeks that she can spread them and bring them back together, making a clapping noise.

In effect, she is "clapping" her ass cheeks together.

(A girl talking): Watch honey, I can make them clap for you!

by MHo November 24, 2003