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chuck norris

"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"
by Darren March 8, 2005
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Chuck Norris

Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.
by Alfred F. September 12, 2006
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chuck norris

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
by wolf January 11, 2005
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Chuck Norris

A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*
by Someone With Common Sense April 18, 2012
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chuck norris

A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
by Skeeter McGantry September 13, 2008
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Chuck Norris

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
by schlogden February 19, 2008
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.
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by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003
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