I'm on the bus

Said in two different environments:

1. When commuting on the bus and one is engaged in a mobile phone conversation, it is used to avoid talking loudly about embarrassing topics in a crowd of eavesdropping fellow commuters.

2. When person A is tired, or doesn't see the logic of why person B has called, this can be said to avoid conversation with person B.

1. A: "Hey what did the doctor say about that lump on your balls?"
B: "I'm on the bus."
A: "Oh aight."

2. A: "Hello?"
B: "Hey, will you be hungry in half an hour?"
A: "Aren't I meeting you in half an hour?"
B: "Yeah, but I want to know how hungry you will be."
A: "I'm on the bus. See you soon."

by Autumnzz August 28, 2008

riding the bus

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

by lalalandhaha June 28, 2010

boy on the bus

the whole reason girls get on busses. i mean, there are MUCH better ways of getting around...

Friend1: omg, why do you even get the bus? it's all smelly and there are really pervy old men on it!
Girl: i know, but there is a boy on the bus. he's really hot.

by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

wheels on the bus

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

by MikeyCons November 8, 2010

on the bus

On a multiple day psychedelic bender. Usually happens at music festivals and hippie gatherings.

A: Hey man, you didn't get on the bus yet, did you? We still need to get our tent up.

B: *giggles*

by NotBieber October 1, 2010

driving the bus

To unintentionally drive a common route. To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination. For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.

If I'm not careful, I end up driving the bus to work on Saturday mornings.

by Don G August 22, 2005

driving the bus

Holding onto the toilet bowl while vomiting. Also known as "driving the porcelain bus".

Ernie ended up driving the bus at the keg party. I drove the porcelain bus all night.

by garb agio September 20, 2005