by saladass1200 March 10, 2017

by Neil October 21, 2003

Auds: "You know Weller?"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
Noah: "You mean me?"
Auds: "Yeah- you're hella cute"
Noah: "Yooo facts?"
Auds: "It's the truth. And you've got a big dick too"
Noah: "Are you simping for me right now?"
Auds: "Big time :)"
by Weller's Simp March 25, 2020

what you learn from somebody that you did not know; a true feeling or emotion that has never been expressed
by dr122 December 6, 2009

1. Something that most people believe.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
2. An anti-tobacco and marijuana campaign funded by stolen tax-dollars in an attempt to hide the truth about marijuana and to perpetuate the nanny-state. Syn. Government propoganda.
1. Son, are you a cigarett smoker, and you better tell me the TRUTH.
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
2.
A:Hey man, that highly acclaimed genius doctor from Prestigious-University-X says marijuana is one of the safest substances ever to be used by humans.
B: Oh! Didn't you hear!? TRUTH says that its way dangerous. Like, worse than cigaretts or something.
A: Hmmmm... who woulda thought that guy was wrong?? Oh well... I supose the government always tells the TRUTH (definition 1).
by CapitolistPig July 19, 2005

Word that is the opposite of a lie. But according to Huey from The Boondocks, the truth is that Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the (US) government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Huey: Jesus is black, Ronald Reagan is the Devil, and the government has been lying to us about 9/11.
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?
Granddad: (Wakes him up from his dream) Huey, how many times did I tell you to not even DREAM about tellin' white people the truth?
by GunnyMan4 March 29, 2017

by Gibbous Fowl September 30, 2012
