Thanksgiving

That day where your relatives come over. The relatives are usually split into 2 groups. The adults usually sit in the living room and get into fights about politics and get mad is you interrupt their “really important” conversation.
The kids go upstairs and either whine because they think they have the right to all your things just because they’re guests, or the teenagers stick their butts in your house and think they’re the boss because they’re “ThE OlDeSt”.
when it is time for food, your adult relatives are all up in your business, or forgot you were born. When it is time to leave, your parents expect you to go and clean up everybody’s freaking mess. then they go and start hounding you on if that cousin you saw once is now your new best friend.

“Dude, are you excited for thanksgiving?”
No, my teenage cousins are coming to our house.”

by TheVioletBunny November 23, 2022

Danish Thanksgiving

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011

thanks, Congress!

Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."

The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!

by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013

thanks though

In spite of that; recognizing something good in light of something negative or bad. Not to be confused with "thanks anyway".

"Still waiting to receive the package. Thanks though for the update"

by Steven Koren September 10, 2013

Thanksgivous

The American god of gluttony. We celebrate his feast day on the fourth Thursday in November. His greatest accomplishment was consuming a large bird whole. American's honor him by attempting to repeat this feat.

Thanksgivous set a great example for us when he consumed that bird whole. All should honor him.

by Fatrazmo December 1, 2010

Thanks Jason

Stating the obvious because Jason always knows with his $40,000 education, sarcasm.

Mike - It is hot outside today.

Kevin - Thanks Jason

by Elephantpi September 8, 2009

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022