froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat

shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house

by OLLLIEHHHHH July 25, 2018

textbook bored

When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read

Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored

by david nykl January 16, 2009

Textion

A question asked through a text message.

Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!

by Jordan VB March 10, 2008

Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008

Texto

A texto (or text-o) is a typo that occurs on a text message. Usually results by pushing down a key too slow or too fast.

"C u lbter?" is "C u later" with a texto.

by ArianeIsAwesome March 15, 2009

Textology

To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.

"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."

by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.

by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009