texticle

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

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texterizing

the act of harrasing someone through text messages

"stop texterizing me, you fat girl with big boobs" - mellman

by nash+ February 2, 2006

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Texter

a person who prefers to send text messages instead of picking up the phone

Sam is such a texter

by Liathano July 10, 2007

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Texie

A girl from Texas who will eventually eat you even though she is adorable.

"Oh no here comes Texie"

"but she is adorable"

"ITS A LIE! SHE IS BITING ME!"

by heyiminyourmomspants March 6, 2010

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A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.

Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.

by Vas E. March 9, 2010

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selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.

Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.

by lindylou22 August 28, 2009

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Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

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