testosteroni

noun. penis shaped pasta

-"What did she get for a gag bachelorette party gift?"
-"Boxed TESTOSTERONI!"

by Yelahtrebla August 22, 2008

testostertastic

something that is (or tries to be) the pinnacle of masculinity, most often used in regard to phrases, titles, or names

Example 1:

Person A: "What's the most testostertastic name you've ever heard?"

Person B: "I'm gonna have to go with Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster."

Example 2:

Person: "Sometimes I think video games try too hard to make their skill names tough-sounding. I mean, 'Armageddon Fist'? So testostertastic."

by LilGH November 22, 2011

Testosticor Fantastiballs

A level of Epicness. A name given to the most epic of epic people. Nearly the same equivalent of Chuck Norris, but just below. The same as achieving your Nirvana. But more epic.

Dude 1 "Dude, I'm so Epic."
Dude 2 "Yeah man, you totally achieved your Testosticor Fantastiballs."

by MrsDrSeuss October 14, 2011

testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.

The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.

by JamesMystique December 17, 2011

Testosteroneus

(Adjective) /teˈstästə rōnēəs/
Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us

One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.

Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.

He flew down from his home planet of Aquanefius, lassoed the Earth and pulled it away from the malignant asteroid. He was so testosteroneus. All of the Aquanefeites greeted his heroic return.

The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.

by craigforsure March 26, 2013

testortum

That sensation men get where it feels like their testicles are trying to crawl back up inside them. Often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs.

A: "Watching that video gave me the worst testortum"
B: "I almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while"

by krynge February 4, 2016

Testostoric

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.

Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.

by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007