testortum

That sensation men get where it feels like their testicles are trying to crawl back up inside them. Often experienced when watching someone get hit in the nuts or when you misstep on stairs.

A: "Watching that video gave me the worst testortum"
B: "I almost tripped; that was my first testortum in a while"

by krynge February 4, 2016

testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym

"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.

by bateworld June 29, 2014

pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Testoruski

Someone who has strong rage issue and act like a tough Russian.

Valeriya is such a testoruski

by Thegramalectiction September 26, 2017

Testrume

A men’s bathroom with toilets so small that your balls touch the bowl.

I don’t look forward to using the testrume again.

by Fictitious Fatty June 12, 2018