Teeing it up

The act of taking a shit.

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone. I was in the shitter teeing it up playa.

by Fine Motha Fucka August 12, 2011

Toeing the line

Putting your big toe in someone’s ass crack.

I had to wash my feet after sex last night. I was really toeing the line.

by LukeofDuke August 6, 2021

Teeing Off

When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.

i was teeing off the other night I killed that bitch!

by SuBo31 July 16, 2010

tebinglebus

v. teh-BINGLE-bus alt. TEH-bin-GLEE-bus
to lie to another man in order to entice him into date-raping you. Males only can tebinglebus.


other forms: past tense. tebinglebussed, p.prog. tebinglebussing, n. tebinglebusation, tebinglebusser

Brian: Why did he tell Archie he was a commander? He's only a lieutenant!

Sean: He wants Archie to rape him. He's just tebinglebussing.

by 101Z0R5 March 31, 2009

Twoing

When you plan to do something or go somewhere and figure out a second reason to do it.

Twoing saves me time, money and energy. I'm twoing this journey by shopping and collecting the kids.

by eRYANO June 4, 2020

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010