Temple University

a school with no smoking signs everywhere that everyone ignores

You can't smoke here
What do you mean this is Temple University

by WHATSPOPIN2021 January 12, 2021

Temple Bum

When you play Temple Run on the toilet for too long your bum sticks to the seat.

Although I set a high score of 5 million I contracted a severe case of Temple Bum.

by Bumgazer May 22, 2012

Temple Mall

A dying mall in Temple Texas. Two of the four anchor locations are dead. The food court has three locations open and decidedly non mall type businesses such as a tatto and piercing parlor and nail saloon have occupied space.

The decline of the Temple Mall signifies the death of Generation X.

The Temple Mall Security guards all seem depressed.

by Pepper Hudson August 5, 2018

temple of the monkey god

Temple-Shoots out plasma
Dart Monkey-Throws dart
Temple-Starts shooting out very slowly and dies to a BFB
Dart Monkey-2 shots a ZOMG

I worked so hard for a temple of the monkey god and I just realised that it had no sacrifices

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

temple city high school

bunch of Asians trying to act white . Bitches think they’re the shit . They fr talk all that smack but like talk to us when y’all can pass basic math .

People : oh you’re from temple city high school ?
Temple kids : yeah why

People : wow, how does it feel to come from a shit school

by Suckadickdickdickdick August 30, 2019

Temple of the Sun God Sacrifice

When 7-9 East African monkeys circle around you whilst you are chained to a log spinning over a bonfire, as they all do best mates from fortnite and slap your face with their balls one by one.

Guy #1: hey man, how was your night last night?

Guy #2: I got brutally temple of the sun god sacrificed unfortunately.

by Jit Lord April 21, 2022

Temple Tan

When someone feels that every single part of their body needs to be tanned, so they take a self-tanning device and tan their temple.

Bro, I just used my self-tanner to do a temple tan. Hope I don't get skin cancer!

by Medium Mac May 2, 2022