Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.
Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?
by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009
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A telly with saturday morning cartoons on it. the nick fairy has his telly service taken away for scaling peoples gutters and turning them into dairy queen specials.
My siblings and i were watching saturday morning cartoons on the telly 🧐
by Fucas (foo-kis) June 25, 2022
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Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.
Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."
by supermadcow124 January 07, 2016
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Telly Dean

A really nice boy who PMS's like a girl. He's cute, fun to be around, and will still love you at the end of the day if you do something stupid.
Brianna: Oh look! Here comes Telly Dean.
Cassy: ;) Hottt
by N. E. Bodie March 13, 2012
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
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telly teletubby

someone who tells someone else's business
snitch tattletale
"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta

Why are you such a telly teletubby?

Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
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telly teletubby

"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta

Why are you such a telly teletubby?

Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 07, 2019
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