telepathetic

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look

Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain

by babu-G November 30, 2019

Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)

Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)

by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020

Trans Telepathy

The phenomenon that occurs between two trans people where they can detect eachother without ever even meeting.

"Jess and I had a trans telepathy moment the other day, I knew their pronouns instantly!"

by Casperqtip January 27, 2022

Telepathetic

someone who has a really crappy phone.

Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.

by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011

teletrash

Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.

The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"

by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006

telemathic

the ability to do math in your head

Colin was able to multiply 13 x 45 telemathically. What a pro. I wish I was a telemath.

by schneidz19 November 20, 2010

telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

by blueberry panda January 6, 2014