A teeny bopper is the stereotypical notion of a precocious prepubescent girl who says 'like' every 2 seconds, watches MTV, listens to Fox FM, and is obsessed with keeping up with the latest clothes trends and mainstream music. Remember STEREOTYPE.
Teeny bopper: omg i luv adam brody soooooo much i cant w8 til da new season of the oc cums out n omg on the weekend i got a manicure omg omg i went shoppin n i bought a pair of dose skiny leg black jeans dat evey1 is wearin n i got da new issue of dolly
by pinksequin December 15, 2005
moronic pretten girls who love boy bands and terrible pop music. They should be grouped up and brutally murdered, cause they are responsible for killing music, and turning respectable girls into whores.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
A young usually asian for me teenagerwho reckons they are king shit and on to of the gangster ladder, where's slutty skirts and clothes. like bullshit music they don't even understand, 'TyyPpe lyKEE thIis', 10-14 taxing, popping and going dance parties, drinking, and screwing boys thinking it's cool. well thats the city bum, of australia, syd, meaning for you.
by guesswh0.blogdrive.com December 24, 2005
Girls about nine or ten years old that look like mini scene chicks and run around wearing their mom's fake pearls and bright pink tutu's with green striped stockings.
The best two things to ever happen to them was Jesse McCartney and Switchfoot.
They try to act like they're special when in all actuality, they're just acting like their poser older sisters.
The best two things to ever happen to them was Jesse McCartney and Switchfoot.
They try to act like they're special when in all actuality, they're just acting like their poser older sisters.
by marsvoltalover19 April 25, 2006
Pre-teen girls who dress like sluts/wemos because it's 'cool'.
Read magazines like 'Mizz'.
There are two generals species of teeny bopper.
1. The slut. Your average MTV kid, tonnes of definitons of these...
There are evil and should be killed.
2. The wemo (that's wannabe emo, english slang.) Even worse than the first species, as they think they are so hardcore since they love 'the falout boiz' and think that 'the leadsinger peter winzt' is sooooo fit.
Or alternatively, 'Oh Em GeE i LuV mRc SoO mUch!!!111 gErAlD WaYe Is My HuSbaND!!!!
Evil things.
Read magazines like 'Mizz'.
There are two generals species of teeny bopper.
1. The slut. Your average MTV kid, tonnes of definitons of these...
There are evil and should be killed.
2. The wemo (that's wannabe emo, english slang.) Even worse than the first species, as they think they are so hardcore since they love 'the falout boiz' and think that 'the leadsinger peter winzt' is sooooo fit.
Or alternatively, 'Oh Em GeE i LuV mRc SoO mUch!!!111 gErAlD WaYe Is My HuSbaND!!!!
Evil things.
1. Claire: Did you see the stuff I bought from Abercrombie yesterday? I got a tshirt that says 'B*tch'! Wow, I'm so grown up!
2. PuNk_PrInCezZ: omg! da fallout boyz r on mtv!!! lol y is the ginga singing?! i fort da da fit emo (like me!1) guy was the singa!!!
EmOgAl: lol u r sooo dumb. lol i luv gee way!!! im gonna marry him!!!
Teeny bopper. There, I said it. Apparently it has to be in the example somewhere.
2. PuNk_PrInCezZ: omg! da fallout boyz r on mtv!!! lol y is the ginga singing?! i fort da da fit emo (like me!1) guy was the singa!!!
EmOgAl: lol u r sooo dumb. lol i luv gee way!!! im gonna marry him!!!
Teeny bopper. There, I said it. Apparently it has to be in the example somewhere.
by MCRmy Ninja October 10, 2007
Any 12 year old who is a mindless twit. Obsessive over how they want to bang ugly overweight men w/ bad tatoos and squeaky pitched voices.
"in a punk chat room"
little girl- oMg bEnJi Is so0o0o0 hAwT i CaN't WaIt To SeE tHeM iN cOnCeRt
real punk- .... you stupid 12 year old slut, why dont you try listening to real music that isnt on mtv. i bet your a fat ugly teenie bopper
little girl- oMg bEnJi Is so0o0o0 hAwT i CaN't WaIt To SeE tHeM iN cOnCeRt
real punk- .... you stupid 12 year old slut, why dont you try listening to real music that isnt on mtv. i bet your a fat ugly teenie bopper
by Marco Vinci April 30, 2005
teenage(or pre-teens) girls who are posers. they like whatevers "cool" at the time. they only like bands for their looks and popularity. they like to sceam things like: "MARRY MEE!!!" to the band members. they don't know how to spell so they type Lyk DiS. they wear way too much makeup. they make comments about how 'hott' the band members are ("Lyk, OMG, thur lyk, sOoOoOo hawt!!"). they never mention the music. on message boards they'll have screen names like: "PxNk rAwK pRiNCeSs"
teeny bopper:"LyK, AvRiL iZ sOoOoOo K3WL!!!!!!!11 I wUnT 2 B jUsT LyK hUr!!!!!11!!!!1111!! AnD BiLlIe JoE fRoM gReEn DaY iZ lYk, s0OoO0ooOo Lyk, HaWttt!!!!1111 OoH Mi GaWdZ, LyK, i Mz GoNnA mArRy hImZ!!!one!!!!1 pXnK rAwK 4 eVaARrRrrR!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111"
by Heather May 16, 2005