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teabag

1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.

2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.

3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.

4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.

2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.

3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.

4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 April 10, 2005
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teenagerdom

the years of life between 13 and 19
mario is 19 and tomorrow is his birthday, which means that it is his last day of teenagerdom
by iwasblueonce January 8, 2009
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Italian teabag

Dipping your balls in spaghetti sauce, then putting them on your friends face.
Josh passed out on the couch, so he got the Italian teabag.
by facefoward January 24, 2015
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
by Krang July 20, 2003
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r/teenagersbutpog

r/teenagers but with more “shitposts” and everyone there is amazing.
Person 1: He’s on r/teenagersbutpog?

Person 2: Yeah he must be amazing then!
by u/I-followamazingfolk May 19, 2021
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Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009
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teabagging

Tea bagging is mostly used in two ways.
1. A sexual act where a males testicles are dipped in and out of the partners mouth. Similar to how a teabag is used while making a cup of tea.
2. A practical joke, where a male will place his testicles on a friends face and a photo be taken to embarrass the friend. Usually at a party when a friend has fallen asleep.
1. While giving me oral sex, Jess tea bagged my balls.
2. Did you see the photo of Rusty teabagging Rob after he passed out?
by BeerFuelledDude November 15, 2014
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