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Darlo Tech

A college situated in the north east town Darlington, where "students" go to do a btech hair and beauty course, that's if they even bother to turn up in their nike air max. Their lanyards may as well say under achiever and their fashion sense is just as dire.
She just failed her exams, she'll be going to Darlo Tech.
by merchmerchmerch September 3, 2016
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state tech ag central college tech

Brian: "I'm off to State Tech Ag Central College Tech"
Stewart: "There's really two 'tech's in there?"
by zank frappa May 3, 2017
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tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.
<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Lakeview Tech Academy

A school where the nerds rule. Girls are few and far in between. Say goodbye to social life, say hello to Robotics Club. What used to be a warehouse, is now your school for the next four years. You're lucky if you're classroom has walls that reach all the way to the ceiling. A rumor spreads, and by the next day, everyone knows. Pot smoking surprisingly enough is quite common among the people who attend here, although no-one likes to admit it. Lakeview also lacks a view of what can be barely called a lake that is across the street.
"Do you go to Lakeview Tech Academy?"

"Sadly"
by its a line ___________ May 26, 2010
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Vet Tech

The ones that spend all the time with the animals, deal with all the clients B.S. The people who get scratched, bit, cussed at, attacked, all around used and abused. under appreciated, under paid, but most of us love our job.

The people you should pay more attention to, not just your glorified holders. (Aka when we come out with your animal, Please take them, dont have us standing there, feeling stupid because we want to talk to you, but have another 100 things to do.)
That vet tech really connects with fluffy.
by Kitdragon2000 July 7, 2011
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Techie Guy

1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.

2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.
Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.
by yomamauugly August 25, 2009
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tech head

An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.
"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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