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Seal Teaming 

Doing reckless hoodrat shit with ya boys at the at your local mall/walmart with a combination of African American and Caucasian males only. To be an elite member you bend over and derail your local lifeguard on the express train to pound town. #KOP
Yo lets go seal teaming at KOP tonight.

Yo lets seal team and bend over this lifeguard right quick
Seal Teaming by SharkNado July 25, 2014

Tearing it off 

1. An extreme session of masturbation brought on by being male.

see tugging: The more intense form of "tugging it".
I haven't seen Fahim in a couple days. He must be tearing it off.
Tearing it off by Coinsmith August 13, 2010
Texting in the form of singing a song relying on lyrics through text. Usually caps are used to express higher/lower pitches in the song and vowels are repeated to express how long a note is held.
Guy: And IIIIIIIII will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuUUuUUUUU!

Girl: Stop texsing me; it's not going to work.
Texsing by Scrubbles December 26, 2010
A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.
Yo nigga why you be teising like dat
Teising by GMM301 December 9, 2021

Tearing down some fence 

Cory: What did you do this weekend, man?
Lewis: Man! My girl and I were tearing down some fence!
Cory: Sweet!