The Utah Teapot is a sexual maneuver requiring three people - one man, and two women (one with a strap-on). It combines pegging and the teapot maneuver - the three people are in a line, facing the same direction.
The man is in the center, the woman wearing the strap on is in the back, pegging the man, with her hands on his shoulders, and the woman without a strap-on is in front, in the doggystyle position. Due to the orientation of those involved, the overall shape resembles that of a teapot - the woman in the front being the 'spout', the woman in the back being the 'handle', and the man being the body of the teapot.
The "Utah" correlation comes from the fact that two women and one man are required - a reference to polygamy/Mormonism/Utah.
The man is in the center, the woman wearing the strap on is in the back, pegging the man, with her hands on his shoulders, and the woman without a strap-on is in front, in the doggystyle position. Due to the orientation of those involved, the overall shape resembles that of a teapot - the woman in the front being the 'spout', the woman in the back being the 'handle', and the man being the body of the teapot.
The "Utah" correlation comes from the fact that two women and one man are required - a reference to polygamy/Mormonism/Utah.
I walked in on Dallin and his two wives, Jessica and Linda, doing the Utah Teapot the other night after temple. I then went and didn't have a drink, since it is forbidden in my faith.
by nilesdark April 9, 2019
Get the Utah Teapot mug.Also called sun worshippers. They see a very pasty pale person when they stare into the mirror. A person who has an obsession with tanning. Not limited to any sex or race, they are predominantly white females. Tanorexics missed the memo that said that too much sunlight, specifically UV rays, is a leading cause of skin cancer, almost as bad as smoking cigarettes like a chimney which many tanorexics indulge in also. Tanorexics can easily be identified as having skin a sickly brown color, taking on a certain shade of poop the darker they get. This skin is many times darker than their sun bleached hair. A tanorexic thinks that dark skin makes them desirable and sexy. If a tanorexic tans many years, their skin takes on a leathery appearance and will form creases and folds, especially on the face, making one look older than their actual age, and possibly uglier than they would have been otherwise. They also keep the cost of insurance rising due to their frequency of skin cancer breakout. The common personality traits of a tanorexic are: sel-absorbtion, dimb-wittedness, and in defiance of common logic about the harmful affects of radiation. They tend to have a large majority of population incidence of skin cancer. The common types of tanorexics include: vain teenage girls, the party girls, the trophy wives (otherwise known as the rich bitches who don't have to work because their husband is a doctor/lawyer/corporate executive), the wrinkled old dark bitches who still think they look good( they fit in the previous category as well).
That wrinkled old tanorexic needs to go indoors and hide her ugly self.
Tanorexics like to sip martinis by the pool side.
Tanorexics like to sip martinis by the pool side.
by TheAnnihilator October 29, 2006
Get the tanorexic mug.a group of superheroes who fight for justice and to know what is "righto correcto" after finishing their homework using a rhyming catch phrase battle cry.
by john hoffmoen December 18, 2003
Get the teamo supremo mug.An American who desires to be English and normally base their lifestyle of typical English stereotypes like: drinking tea, eating crumpets and being a posh snob. These people usely want to become English because they liked Harry Potter or because they like green tea. Shortened definition: a English wannabe.
by Fordobread June 2, 2018
Get the Teaboo mug.A person addicted to tanning; the disorder in which people may feel that they NEED to be tan.
Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning.
Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.
Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning.
Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.
by Amanda Lynn B May 24, 2006
Get the tanorexic mug.Setting: Avanti Nail spa in Franklin Tennessee I wanted to give "Tu" a little bit of an extra tip to thank her for adding some teaboobing to the leg/foot massage portion of my pedicure. It was an unexpected surprise.
by DDshmutzy December 14, 2012
Get the Teaboobing mug.A name for the most awesome girl ever. A girl who is constantly thinking about others and never herself. Good looking, kind, selfless, and funny. Loves surrounding herself with close friends and always enjoys life.
by damgirl March 10, 2015
Get the Teaneale mug.