tea bag

when someone is sleeping and you drop ur pants and put your balls in their mouth

by clittney March 20, 2003

Tea Bag

When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.

I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.

by Sean April 10, 2003

Tea Bagging

Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person's forehead or face for shits'n'giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximise victim's displeasure.

"Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker."

by dick hallorann August 17, 2005

tea bag

dropping your sack down onto something, usually a nose or a mouth

Look! Normile is sleeping, and my sack is extra smelly! I'm going to tea bag him right across the nose!!

by Jambe Foulquinox March 06, 2003

tea-bag

verb - An April 15 nationwide protest against President Obama heavily promoted by Fox News and largly restricted to small gatherings of angry white conservatives; the sponsors and participants presumably intended the term to be suggestive of the Boston Tea Party and appear to have been unaware that it also has a sexual meaning.

"I'm gonna tea-bag Obama before he tea-bags me and takes my gun away!"

by Wordsmith, Esq. April 17, 2009

Tea bag

Something you put in a cup to make Tea! Definitely does not mean anything else questionable.

Lipton, Bushells, Lyons, etc etc

Brian: Can i have that Lipton Tea bag?
Mel: Lipton sucks!
Brian: This relationship is over!

by TheGayAccount July 31, 2018

tea bagging

While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someones dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.

"I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned."

by freakgrl24 December 13, 2004