tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick July 16, 2008

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

by Ace February 5, 2002

-tard

A suffix added to the end of a word to make it a specific way of referring to someone, or something someone does, as retarded.

Fucktard Motard Asstard Gotard Cocktard Gaytard

by Moth May 17, 2004

tard

As well as being an insult by itself, tard can also be a wonderful, magical, multipurpose suffix that will make insults even more imaginative and quite possibly more insulting.

Be imaginative with your choice of prefix.

Words ending in tard:

1. Person A: DRAGONBALL Z IS TEH ROCKZ!!!!111one!!

Person B: That guy isn't just your standard tard...he's a bloody smacktard.

2. Person C: LOL! Did you see Person A fall over into a bush? What an asstard!

3. Person D: Man, Person A is such a god damned gaytard.

by Metalhead For Life November 10, 2008

tard on

A hard on induced by a retarded person.

Dude, that girl from special ed gives me a raging 'tard on!

by Billyclub Lenny February 7, 2007

tard

Referring to someone who is retarded.

Have you seen
a Korean guy around here?

Yeah, only when
I open my eyes though, Tard.

by Dr.Bogo March 15, 2007