tangle berries

The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.

Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.

Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.

by S Hunter July 25, 2006

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Ming Tingler

Derived from the word "minger". The word is used to describe someone who has sex or sexual relations with a minger! It can also be used to insult a person who is even less attractive than your regular minger, also used to insult some one who has never had sex with anyone/thing.

Example 1
Julian: Hey Brad have u heard about Alex?
Brad: Nah man do tell!
Julian: He rooted Laura!
Brad: WHAT A MING TINGLER!

Example 2
Brad: Do you remember anything from last night?
Alex: nah, what happened?
Brad: u got rejected from the biggest minger! ur such a Ming Tingler

Example 3
Julian: Alex is such a Ming Tingler
Brad: HAHAHAHHAHAHA SO TRUE!!!

by Brad and Julian November 10, 2006

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Tanglefag

n. A person or persons attending Tanglewood, blocking Lenox traffic, and dressing much like a golfer from marthas vinyard. Most likely a rich second home owner with a very expensive car. adj. To act like a person who would go to tanglewood in bad clothing and block lenox traffic.

n. I am trying to go through Hawthorne ave. to get to my smoke spot but this tanglefag is driving far too slow. adj. Stop being such a tanglefag and take off that ridiculous vest!

by Dylan Nash September 22, 2007

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Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

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