Talk to my lawyer

Nicer way of saying taking a shit. It comes from the idea that talking to a lawyer is about the same as flushing money down the toilet. Usage: "Hold on a few minutes, I have to go talk to my lawyer" -- BT

"Hold on a few minutes, I have to go talk to my lawyer"

by BKT123 October 14, 2017

Talk to me

It's a song by Cavetown (Robin Daniel Skinner) a singer-songwriter, record producer, and YouTuber

Talk to me is a song that I cry to while getting all my feelings out

by perses.distruction_god March 14, 2021

talk to the hand

the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude

'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'

by ira September 4, 2003

talk to the hand

I don't want to hear what you're saying.

She didn't want to hear his excuses and told him to "talk to the hand."

by Nitewing \'98 September 2, 2003

Talk to Gary

taking a shit. Derived from Cockney rhyming slang. "Gary" (from Gary Glitter, meaning "shitter").

I need to go talk to Gary.

by Swanie July 11, 2006

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003

talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.

Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.

by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003