the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Dolphin Tail

When you're having sex with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and attempt to sneak it in her ass. She pulls her ass back, shakes her head no and makes sounds like a dolphin, "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka"...hence the dolphin tail.

Man, last night I was fucking this hot chick Tina, I attempted to hit the back door and she cock blocked me with a Dolphin Tail!

by Tina Does Dallas November 14, 2012

top and tail

the act of two people sleeping with their heads at opposite ends of the bed

We have to top and tail or there won't be enough room.

by M@ress February 28, 2009

Pin the tail on his ass

A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.

YO! I'm sick of this ni**a man! KEV! Pin the tail on his ass!

by JayHairston October 5, 2011

coon tail

A section of someone's hair that is horizontally striped any two different colours. Much like that of a raccoon's tail.

"Did you see Leigh's got a coon tail? I think it looks pretty ace, not everyone could pull off hair like that."

by Lee Alexandra October 3, 2007

tailgazing

Checking out a chicks ass, specifically while on an escalator or similar situation (so you are 'following' it). Also, can include the act of positioning yourself just behind a chick on the escalator (following close).

Johnny was tailgazing all the way up the escalator at Wheaton, did you see the chick standing in front of him?

by Lacoste - DC Metro Tailgazer April 23, 2009

Tailcocking

It's a new DJ term of trainspotting.

He was tailcocking the DJ all night.

by tailcocker #2 September 27, 2009