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taffyfart

n. flatulence that closely trails the releaser and follows in a thin path like taffy. often associated with crop dusting but with a foul, lingering, aroma that will not dissipate and that holds its position.
Bob's taffyfart was so rank that the pathway from the printer to the coffee machine had to be avoided at all costs for several minutes.

My taffyfart follwed my every step around the office causing much grief for all in its wake.
by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
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taffy pull

bro just got a taffy pull in the portapotty bro!
by chefmike February 28, 2016
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Laffy Taffy Reach Around

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.
Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.
by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019
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taffy

A hot chick with a perfect rack and a nice ass
by Taffy April 21, 2004
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taffy factory

A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory
My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
by PilotMike April 2, 2005
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Taffy-cloth

An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)
Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her
by Kaiser William III July 17, 2016
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Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.
I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018
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