spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.
1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend
by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011
mugGet the spare tyre friendmug.

lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.
" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "
by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003
mugGet the lets rotate these tyresmug.

Poppy de Tyre

A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.
"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).
by Stuckee de Truckee September 16, 2008
mugGet the Poppy de Tyremug.

Bono, my tyres are gone

A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race
Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind

Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.

*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place

Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us
by SLKILL March 17, 2021
mugGet the Bono, my tyres are gonemug.

tyre fitter

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.
What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"
by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023
mugGet the tyre fittermug.

Tyres car collection

An absolute god tier collection of 200 cars on GTA V held by a player known as Tyres
"Woah look at that car"- person 1
"Yup thats straight out of Tyres car collection"- person 2
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
mugGet the Tyres car collectionmug.

Twuk Tyre

Twuk Tyre is a really black monkeysexnigger and his bro is Kharr Tyre FUCKIN NIGGERS
Twuk Tyre is a Nigger
by Hollinshead July 22, 2019
mugGet the Twuk Tyremug.

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