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ass tulip

noun - a lighthearted name for the medical condition known as a rectal prolapse. This condition is marked by the extrusion of one's rectal walls through the anus.
If you let that dolphin do you in the butt, you may well develop an ass tulip.
by strindberg March 18, 2003
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bologna tulip

A vagina that is wider than it is long. Usually associated with prostitutes, strippers, and porn stars.
I think the girl I hooked up with last night was stripper...she had bologna tulip.
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009
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green tulip

A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.
My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.
by Jamie-T October 22, 2012
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French Tulip

When a man tucks his balls and penis between his legs and then bends over to moon an unsuspected onlooker, revealing a hideous array of genitalia.
I was minding my own business when Todd McGee thought it would be funny to show me his French Tulip. I will never be the same!
by Sticky Willie December 13, 2014
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Arse Tulip

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:

Full-thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus
Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing
Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the rectum.
It is caused by weakness of the pelvic floor muscles and descending of the pelvic floor organs (uterus) - this is why the condition is most common among middle-aged to elderly women (women account for 85% of all reported conditions*). It is often accounted to chronic abdominal straining (notable in pregnancy, constipation) and anal sex.

The slang terms pink sock , or Ass Tulip is used to refer to when the rectum is pulled out during anal sex due to a variety of factors including insufficient lubrication and a much larger than average diameter penis.

Additionally, infection with whipworm can weaken these muscles and cause rectal prolapse in children.
My wife was doing my head in last night so i turned her over and give her an Arse Tulip to stop her bitching!
by Jimmy (scouser) L.F.C. November 9, 2006
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dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.
by coug dude May 18, 2015
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meat tulip

Hey lady. I like your meat tulip!
by Princess Butterfly May 6, 2018
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