TSA'd

Unwanted groping or fondling, similar to being groped by a TSA officer during an airport screening.

Yes, officer, he totally TSA'd me. I want to press charges!

TSA'd by Don't touch my junk. November 26, 2010

tsa tsa tzu 

Tsa Tsa Tzu is an expression that was used in sex and the city; an american sitcom about four adult women living in new york. Tsa Tsa Tzu is the feeling that one gets when they see the person they love. It's like getting butterflys in your stomach, or churning. Tsa Tsa Tzu was a kind of "test" to see if you still had feelings for the person. Hence, if you did not get tsa tsa tzu, you no longer had attraction to the person.

"everytime i see him, my stomach flips. talk about tsa tsa tzu"

tsa tsa tzu by nat von trap September 13, 2008

TSA Pat-Down 

(verb) An unusually aggressive form of full body search employed exclusively by the TSA.

Man, i got a TSA Pat-Down today, and I seriously need a shower.

TSA Pat-Down by PAFaieta December 2, 2010

TSA you 

If you were to TSA somebody, than you would grope the person in many places and take nude photos of him or her, even if the person didn't want you to. Oh, and the best part is you can't go to jail for it.

Man: "Hello woman, I'm about to TSA you."

Woman: "That's a violation of my rights!"

Man: "I am above the law and your rights."

TSA you by X5R November 24, 2010

TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.

Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.

TSA Pants by vorduul April 15, 2014

tsa loves t&a 

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

tsa loves t&a by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017

TSA'd

Verb When you are inappropriately touched or you are inappropriately touching somebody(TSA'ing)

Dude, that guy totally TSA'd me

TSA'd by derekgoalie December 1, 2010