TSA Spray

The act of farting in the oval X-ray Machine at any airport for the next passenger to walk into the stench you just left in your wake

"Dude, this lady at security kept bumping we with her bags while on line at the TSA Checkpoint. It's alright though I left her a little TSA spray to show my appreciation"

by moffboy March 3, 2020

go TSA

after the failed attempt to blow up a plane in flight by the so-called Christmas Bomber, TSA mandated additional airline security measures including "Enhanced Pat Downs". These pat-down searches which included "groin checks" by blue-gloved TSA agents were seen by many as being intrusive and often likened to government sanctioned sexual molestation.

after his ipod turned up missing yesterday, John insisted his parents go TSA on his brother's room.

by Patriot2012 November 19, 2010

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 19, 2011

TSA Pat-down

verb. (used with object) Unwanted sexual harassment; physical touching or contact of another's body against their will. Unwanted or improper sexual activity.

My boss was giving me a TSA Pat-down the other day. I quit and I'm suing.

by Lebaiym November 21, 2010

TSA Pat-down

A TSA Pat-down is a sex move involving the placement of one's hand on the inside of another person's leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of sexual activity. Can be used by and for a man or woman.

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by StainMcGorver December 29, 2011

TSA Pat-Down

(verb) An unusually aggressive form of full body search employed exclusively by the TSA.

Man, i got a TSA Pat-Down today, and I seriously need a shower.

by PAFaieta November 30, 2010

tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017