Troubed

When a woman, usually German, bleeds on a man during intercourse. Usually this act is totally unexpected and extremely intense.

Dude why are u covered in blood?

I just got "troubed" fool.

She bled all over me.

by hugeassnuts November 30, 2009

one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009

Trouted

When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.

when an individual gets Trouted they can't make it to a ball that they payed for.

by JJBmister October 21, 2011

Trouser Vagina

The ripping of your trousers to create a vagina like split. If it is on a women it reveals her actual vagina giving a point of easy entry for a man to perform a Dirty Dungeon Pirate.

Eve: Oh it appears I have a Trouser Vagina.
Pete: Yes looks like it's time for a Japanese Crab Stroker.

by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

one eyed trouser snake

synonym for penis.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003

trouser cough

You basic act of flatulence, or farting to the layperson.

While in a formal meeting, David lift his leg, leans to one side, and farts.
"trouser cough" he says.

by Spinny November 29, 2009