tractor factor

To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.

"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".

"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".

by stropmag October 29, 2006

Tractor Beam

A person who sucks you into a stupid conversation, and you can't break away for a long period of time.

Holy crap. I was in talking with that nerd for like 3 hours about his cat. I couldn't stop him. He was such a tractor beam.

by tin trap May 10, 2010

Tractor Phil

Dickhead who jas a "suped" up tractor with a spoiler and some NOS.

Dickhead with a tractor that has a spoiler and NOS. Will usually be burntout.

by Superfreshy April 25, 2005

Tractor Beams

Tractor Beams are the hairs that grow around the anus which can often capture "Klingons".

I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.

by Dirty Glenn January 24, 2017

tractor whore

Typically a female who is closeminded and irresponsible.

She better stop trippin'. Yo, she ain't even worth it, she's just a tractor whore.

by Jo from Poughkeepsie October 18, 2006

Tractor Face

A person(usualy a male) Who has big lips, bad acne, and a chin like this;
\__/
hair that goes in front of eyes, covering the large forehead. (head shaped like a wierd puenut?

an ugly boy.

boy* HEYY SKIPPER
person* HEYY TRACTOR FACEE.

by muhahahahaah :) February 27, 2009

Tractor Pull

a mix of Monster Energy drink and Whiskey

its called a tractor pull because its green like a john deere and makes you happy and stay up all night, similar to a tractor pull which lasts long into the night

-Hey Jesse you wanna Tractor Pull?
-Hell yea im starting to get tired i need to stay up for a while

by HELLYA2245 October 10, 2009