Trongaloid

Someone who is not even able to comprehend the word "The" in a short sentence

"He's so dumb, and absolute Trongaloid of a human."

by NZWulfz April 2, 2020

tongauiha

A beautiful tongan last name

Omg look at the tongauiha family over there,they're so buff I was to be just like them one day

by Jessica Ruiz September 1, 2020

Taonga

Taonga is a really kind and attractive guy although he acts different around his friends. Taonga switches up and will talk to your prettier friends then talk to you as if he’s in love with you.

(anonymous): Taonga is really kind and attractive
(anonymous 2): yes, but he can play with your feelings.

by veronika demm April 6, 2023

Twonga

Possibly the best turbo money cam buy.
No, wait, THE best aftermarket turbo money can buy.
It was created after several years of research, design and testing by the Ted Wong Racing team

Bruce: Yeah moite, I just got myself some Twonga XJ20's!
Theodore: FRICKEN SWEET!!
Bruce: Yeah i know! This is gonna be the fastest Excel on the road moite.
Theodore: No doubt, no doubt!
Bruce: Lets get some VB!

by Ted_Wong October 16, 2005

Tongan

A Tongan is someone: Male or Female who is one hundred million times smarter and more educated then anyone who has said anything remotely negative about (Tonga/Tongans) That includes the person who has last put his/her definition (Rubbish ideas) about Tongans on this site.. Obviuosly you cant use big words aye! Thats alright its not your fault! Just ask the unemployment department to sponsor you so you can attend a course or special English language seminar, instead of using your last $5.50 from the weekly doll to pay to sit by yourself in the corner of a video ezy computer cafe to write about something you have no idea what so ever about!!!!

Theres no need to hate, but i myself considered what a few small minded people had said. I myself am a Tongan and find some of the definitions to be a bit far fetched.

by siaosi March 5, 2007

Tongated

The act of someone having their ass absolutely clapped in a fight.

"Did you hear what happened to Eric yesterday. He got tongated again, now he's 0-7."

by Chris Browns Wife November 8, 2018

Tongans

Fat lazy smelly cunts who dont have any money or skills. They come to New Zealand and steal from our economy and give absolutely nothing back except from supplying our prison guards with jobs.

Those fat lazy stinky tongans stole from my dairy.

by unhappynewzealander March 2, 2011